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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.


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