Lesbians have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Theresa May said of lesbians, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Lesbians made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.