The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps engaging in steamy sex romps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.