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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Bernard Manning who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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