I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.