The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..