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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was an unnamed source who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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