The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the Unions are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the Unions engaging in steamy sex romps was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..