The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Bernard Jenkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..