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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said arbeit macht frei.


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