The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..