Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Islamist youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Islamist youths have this week been revealed as selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Islamist youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Richard Littlejohn who this week said, "I like sponge".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is acceptable behaviour.