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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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