The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to the unions causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..