Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchist leaders "the elders" have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Vince Cable has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", Vince Cable says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchist leaders "the elders". After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.