Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in listening to loud music on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.