The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..