I’m not racist but surely allowing Corbynites to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Corbynites aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.