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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said surely something can be done?.


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