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Hoody-wearing layabouts have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

James May said of hoody-wearing layabouts, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Hoody-wearing layabouts made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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