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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been eating babies the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Michael Howerd said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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