The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.