Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been injecting crack into primary school children outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into primary school children: The True Face Of Evil", Ian Dunkin-Donuts says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for criminal gangs from Eastern Europe. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.