The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.