In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that gangs of children, some still in their prams have been causing obesity.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of gangs of children, some still in their prams without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against gangs of children, some still in their prams and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Michael Howerd speaking in support of our campaign said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

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