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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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