I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Assisting asylum seekers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t assisting asylum seekers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.