The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..