Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Chavs have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "I like sponge".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for chavs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.