Conservative head office has today said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in binge drinking on council estates on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.