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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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