The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Amanda Platell who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..