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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Cherie Blair’s friends have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Cherie Blair’s friends - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Cherie Blair’s friends.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Cherie Blair’s friends, Paul Dacre said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".


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