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The Mail has learned that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are responsible for urinating on the Union Jack.

Has the world gone mad? Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are urinating on the Union Jack with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."


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