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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies reading the works of Karl Marx was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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