The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy causing cancer was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.