The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to gypsies getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..