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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now welcoming foreigners. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, George Osborne revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been welcoming foreigners with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." George Osborne went on to say.


George Osborne concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".


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