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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said kill the poor.


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