The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.