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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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