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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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