The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.