The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..