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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Conservative head office who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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