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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing cancer. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Pope revealed that communist-sympathisers have been causing cancer with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for communist-sympathisers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Pope went on to say.


The Pope concluded, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".


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