The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Paul Dacre who today said I like sponge.