The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders allowing foreign illegals to live was James May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..