The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said read my lips; no new taxes.