The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.